1. A pill to make your swear taste and smell like chocolate.
2. A pill for make your poop smell profusely like roses.
3. A porn site called: mypenisisathermomiter.com
4. Repaint the yellow lines on the highway blue just to fuck with you.
5. Introduce a new species to your town over ten years. Keep buying more (of that animal) every pay check and releasing them to the streets.