Old and cool - The Ocean Doesn't Eat candy
1. Put enough red food coloring in the ocean to make it red.
2. Put red food coloring in the fountain at the mall.
3. Sew clothing that your house can wear.
4. Mattresses with dirt inside of them for cheaper more eco friendly beds.
5. Vine man. A service that somehow puts live vines on your new house making it look like it is really cold and cool.