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Matt on Matt.

1. Wart cream that make warts bigger.

2. Pants that are marketed to statistically give you a better chance to have sex with people. 

3. A talk show where the person being interviewed and the interviewee are the same person.

4. Put a really nummy looking pie in your window sill to make it look like your really calm and nice. 

5. Shirt buttons that are filled with little tiny bits of water in case you get extremely thirsty.

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