My papers due. I forgot. I’m getting graded on this. One of my teachers is a space man and the other is a space man. I used to have this teacher that was condescending but then I switched teachers and it turns out, they were the same teacher. Funny how it works. Like that guy who only buys shitty cars, but specific shitty cars and if they get too shitty he just takes them apart and uses their parts. My grades are non alphabetical, it's either two shiny stones or a glue pen. My girlfriend is blind. She edits my papers but she can’t see the words so my spelling is all messed up. My grammar and punctuation is all off. My best friend is a penguin. No ones knows why it’s all weird like this so they just assume I’m failing.